Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black matching uppercase text reads "HOTEL

matching uppercase text reads "HOTEL & CASINO

a large cream illustration of a muffin shows visible chunks on its domed top and vertical ridges on a pleated paper liner

and curling steam lines rising from the top

Distressed golden-yellow brush-stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO

Upschitz Creek - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black matching uppercase text reads "HOTELpschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in