Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Arched orange text reads "COLD

Arched orange text reads "COLD BREWED IN PURE SNOW" and "IT'S EVERYWHERE" along the top of a circular badge

Squaring up against a T-Rex in a suit like you're settling a bar tab requires the exact confidence that gets people jurasskicked

Mama Fratelli's idea of farm-to-table involves a basement

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

Hal's Quilts - Women's T-Shirt Color:Heather Red Arched orange text reads "COLDHal's quilting business has a strict no returns policy enforced by the same guy who locked grandma in a closet. Complain about the stitch count and he'll physically show you the door. Inspired by Happy Gilmore. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "HAL'S QUILTS" above a centered posterized white portrait of Hal with curly hair, a mustache, and a scowl. Distressed white text reading "SINGE" and "1996" flanks the portrait alongside