Motorboating It's The Best - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Egg Shen runs a tour

Egg Shen runs a tour company

with white sans-serif numbers from "-3" to "3" marking the scale

" sits above red stylized brush letters reading "KELBO'S" with white text reading "RESTAURANTS" below

Edgar Frog handing you a business card while whispering about the undead is peak entrepreneurial energy from a fifteen-year-old Rambo cosplayer

Motorboating It's The Best - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Egg Shen runs a tourPlausible deniability peaked in the 1950s when a speedboat full of blondes counted as wholesome aquatic recreation. Somehow the double entendre only gets louder with age. The Details: A vintage advertising style illustration in red, white, cream, gold, and brown depicts a wooden speedboat from a front angle, carrying a man in a boater hat and three blonde women, with a small American flag and red pennant trailing behind. Bold white stencil style block