Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex T-Shirt shawshank redemption The template didn't even flinch

The template didn't even flinch

which is the most overqualified résumé in territorial history

followed by "WITH" in smaller off-white caps

above bold white block letters reading "SPITSHINE TOMMY'S" and "SHINEBOX INC

Ask Your Mom if I'm Real - Unisex T-Shirt shawshank redemption The template didn't even flinchSanta winking while telling kids to ask their mom if he's real is the most unhinged way to announce an affair since the invention of Christmas cards. Dad's not mad about the lie, he's mad about the chimney. The Details: Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM." A retro cartoon winking Santa face in a red and white hat with a large white beard sits centered, flanked by green holly leaves with red berries. Curved