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Trophy Wife - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Guyabeetus is less a parody"Trophy wife" printed in bowling league font on someone buying bulk paper towels at Costco is the hardest flex in any marriage. The trophy is participation, and the display case is a minivan with Cheerios ground into the seats. The Details: Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double