Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst

Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburst with two smaller accent stars sits in the upper left area

Yellow distressed text reads "EL GUAPO'S" arched above large multicolor rounded letters reading "PLETHORA" in alternating orange and teal

Distressed coral arched text reads "LA CROSSE

Ben Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout

Too Cool For British Rule - Unisex T-Shirt corpus christi Distressed white four-pointed atomic starburstBen Franklin wore a fur cap to Versailles purely for clout, so pixelated meme sunglasses are honestly the most historically accurate upgrade. Founding a nation was just his way of ratio ing King George before the internet existed. The Details: Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses, flanked by two blue five pointed stars. Curved red serif