If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt grand prix " with a black bowling

" with a black bowling ball labeled "BOWL" and a small gold splat graphic beside it

with a standard modern fit

and yellow ink

" "KANKAKEE

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt grand prix " with a black bowlingGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.