President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Ralphie's old man treated that

Ralphie's old man treated that fishnet-clad trophy like the Louvre just called

Shower curtain rings as corporate currency is the kind of hustle that would make Wall Street weep

Posterized portrait of young Johnny Lawrence rendered in high-contrast halftone with blonde feathered hair

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

President George Sloshington - Women's T-Shirt kokomo Ralphie's old man treated thatGeorge Sloshington ran one of the largest whiskey distilleries in America, so putting a beer in his hand is basically a historically accurate downgrade. Founding a nation and a drinking problem, and only one made it onto the currency. The Details: A digital illustration of George Washington in a red and blue colonial military uniform with gold epaulettes holds a frothy pint glass of beer. White spaced text reads "PRESIDENT" above larger white serif