Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Klopeks never stood a chance

Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment

flanked by "MUNCIE" and "INDIANA

Every lightsaber duel now includes a dramatic pause and a request for more cowbell

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

Gassquatch - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Klopeks never stood a chanceSasquatch remaining undetected for centuries makes more sense once you realize every hiker within a mile radius already evacuated. Cryptozoologists keep searching the woods, but their noses found the evidence years ago. The Details: Large orange red circle sits behind a dark brown silhouette of Sasquatch in the classic Patterson Gimlin mid stride pose, with a brown fart cloud and motion lines trailing behind. Distressed dark brown chunky serif text